You're going about it the wrong way. Don't try to conceal or camouflage the "love bites". Instead have your paramour completely and totally cover your entire body with hickeys. Then all you need to do is convince your fiance he has been gone for so long he has forgotten your unique skin tone. Good luck strumpet!
Make up, loads and loads of make up. Preferably white. Cover the face area as well to match the neck. Get yourself a red nose to finish the cover up. That way you can look like a clown since your relationship is a fckin joke.
papi530 on October 14th, 2019 at 19:05 UTC »
Blame it on the chupacabra
Just1morefix on October 14th, 2019 at 20:30 UTC »
You're going about it the wrong way. Don't try to conceal or camouflage the "love bites". Instead have your paramour completely and totally cover your entire body with hickeys. Then all you need to do is convince your fiance he has been gone for so long he has forgotten your unique skin tone. Good luck strumpet!
Kam2Scuzzy on October 15th, 2019 at 00:18 UTC »
Make up, loads and loads of make up. Preferably white. Cover the face area as well to match the neck. Get yourself a red nose to finish the cover up. That way you can look like a clown since your relationship is a fckin joke.