I didn't want to give my Jehovah's witness dad my password because I was texting a girl and he smashed it with an axe and then beat me. That was 5 years ago and today I'm happily living together with that girl.

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RussianScoop2 on September 29th, 2019 at 22:06 UTC »

what is jehovah witness I always get mixed answers

Benjamincito on September 29th, 2019 at 22:06 UTC »

Whenever he contacts you just send him that pic

Rhesusmonkeydave on September 29th, 2019 at 23:05 UTC »

I work at a hotel and we periodically get a bunch of JW’s for a convention. So this family has a bunch of kids, and one of them who was probably 7 or 8 comes by the desk and asks for a towel or ice bucket or something and is super polite and respectful, just seems like a little gentlemen. I was so impressed that when I saw his mother in passing later I made a point to let her know how genuinely wonderful her son was and how impressed I was with how polite he had been. Without missing a beat she looks at me and goes “He better or I’ll beat the black off him!” And stomps off.

Didn’t have a whole lot to say to that family after that.