Tried to offer some locals a reward for helping me out today. Ended up with this nutcase. She was adamant that she deserved pizza, but had a million excuses for why she couldn't reach out to every other legitimate resource that was offered to her
Hey since you're handing out pizzas, me and the boys were hoping to go bowling tonight but we can't afford pizza and beers, we can only afford one or the other since none of our wives will allow us reasonable amount of spending cash. Could you help a brother out?
wheatorgy69 on September 28th, 2019 at 12:12 UTC »
I once sent 2 pizzas unannounced to a mates place. Massive stoner, I knew he’d probably eat them hot but would also love having cold pizza in the fridge if he wasn’t hungry. He’d had a rough week and I wanted to do something nice. He got angry I’d sent the wrong flavour. He’d apparently told me a few days earlier what it was. Crazy I didn’t retain that amazing info...
shaylashaylala on September 28th, 2019 at 11:44 UTC »
This was only the beginning. I'd be screenshotting for days otherwise.
u/CyberMystique as promised
realKingCarrot on September 28th, 2019 at 11:55 UTC »
Hey since you're handing out pizzas, me and the boys were hoping to go bowling tonight but we can't afford pizza and beers, we can only afford one or the other since none of our wives will allow us reasonable amount of spending cash. Could you help a brother out?
wheatorgy69 on September 28th, 2019 at 12:12 UTC »
I once sent 2 pizzas unannounced to a mates place. Massive stoner, I knew he’d probably eat them hot but would also love having cold pizza in the fridge if he wasn’t hungry. He’d had a rough week and I wanted to do something nice. He got angry I’d sent the wrong flavour. He’d apparently told me a few days earlier what it was. Crazy I didn’t retain that amazing info...