23 years old. Can't get a job because I refuse to change my hair. Had a dream last night that I shit my pants while trying to initiate sex.

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NuclearWinterGames on September 26th, 2019 at 23:26 UTC »

You look like something Shrek would leave inside his jerk sock

jewbotbotbot on September 26th, 2019 at 23:34 UTC »

Your aesthetic may be broccoli but your demeanor screams cauliflower

BoredSavage on September 26th, 2019 at 23:36 UTC »

Starbucks would snap you up in an instant.