The divide

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Death_By_Pun on September 19th, 2019 at 16:52 UTC »

This is so relatable though... The other day during a party on my yacht, my champagne cork flew off and damaged some of my priceless items. I nocked a Vangough painting off the wall, and it hit and shattered a 560bc bowl from ancient Greece.

Honestly, I should have seen this coming... Now the global heritage committee is fining me for damages to humanity's history, and because of those fines, I've had to sell most of my assets, and it'll require all of my next paycheck to keep me out of poverty.

high-and-seek on September 19th, 2019 at 17:18 UTC »

We need a GoFundMe for those Yacht owners asap

LightningProd12 on September 19th, 2019 at 17:25 UTC »

Don't you just hate it when a champagne cork goes flying across your yacht and destroys all the art? I don't .