For the leaders of Group of Seven nations, that's President Trump, BuzzFeed news reports.
At the last two summit G-7 summit meetings, Trump reportedly told the same exact story — with the same exact punchline — about his relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
In brief, Trump recounted how Kim was offended specifically by Trump calling him "little," back in the day when the two leaders would spout insults at each other from afar.
Trump apparently still gets a kick out of the fact that Kim, who is reportedly 5 feet 7 inches tall, was offended not by being called Rocket Man, but by the modifier.
Trump reportedly then went on a strange, non sequitur tangent about Kim during the summit that was seemingly less innocuous.
It's also seemingly an example of what impresses Trump in his fellow leaders.
"He is so fascinated with him," one source with direct knowledge of the G-7 discussions said, referring to Trump's interest in Kim. »