Update 2: her mom found out and joined in, what do I do Reddit?
wow I can't believe how lucky you are! It's a good job I'm literally a fucking moron and believe everything I read! Have some platinum from my Dad's credit card good sir!
Brodysseus1 on September 12nd, 2019 at 13:56 UTC »
yetiorange on September 12nd, 2019 at 13:47 UTC »
Wait are you saying renowned childless bachelor Nikola Tesla isn't my great great grandfather :'(
BryceBoltzmann on September 12nd, 2019 at 13:51 UTC »
TIFU by having sexy sex with my sexy cousin.
Update: we had more sex
Update 2: her mom found out and joined in, what do I do Reddit?
Brodysseus1 on September 12nd, 2019 at 13:56 UTC »
You forgot to add anything from r/ChoosingBeggers