Who would you rather watch: someone who comes in a fifth of a second before the last record, or a guy who takes off from the starting mark so fast he rips a hole in spacetime, reappears at the finish line, shouts "beware China" and crumbles into dust?"
TooSmalley on September 1st, 2019 at 22:31 UTC »
If I remember correctly, Women’s track and field hasn’t touched much of the records set in the 80’s because all those chicks were on crazy steroids.
JewBaccaSauce on September 1st, 2019 at 22:44 UTC »
It shall be named the super Olympics
capsaicinintheeyes on September 1st, 2019 at 23:04 UTC »
-Frankie Boyle (I wish I could find the clip.)