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Just1morefix on August 29th, 2019 at 21:32 UTC »

I don't know a lot about Roombas, but I can offer a little advice. Always know exactly where your ricin is at any given moment.

BungholeItch on August 29th, 2019 at 22:20 UTC »

I would strap cordless power tools to them and have a battle royale.

BlackLocke on August 30th, 2019 at 00:00 UTC »

That's us. We love our knockoff Roomba (an iLife) and I got it free because I helped my friend move. I think it's the cutest dumbest little robot, and we almost got a dog this year but decided to do it next summer instead, especially after seeing how well it works (but also because it's very cute and kinda fulfills that urge). My boyfriend said his allergies have been better since we got it, too.

I love my robot son and you can pry him from my cold dead hands as I lie on my very clean floor.