Had a baby three weeks ago and bought these. "Pump anywhere," they said. "It's whisper quiet, nobody will know you're pumping at all," they said....

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harmallama on August 23rd, 2019 at 15:55 UTC »

I had my babies in the last decade, maybe pumps have come on since then, but my pump always sounded like milking time in the cattle shed x 1000. Nothing quiet or dignified about it. It was hard to feel maternally graceful and nurturing when you were attached to a machine going NYURCHNYURCHNYURCH.

EDIT: So apparently I can remember the sound a breast pump made after 15 years, with perfect accuracy...however I’ll struggle to tell you how old I am without thinking about it for a bit.

mukenwalla on August 23rd, 2019 at 16:48 UTC »

You look disappointed, but you still look pumped.

alejo699 on August 23rd, 2019 at 17:30 UTC »

Why does everything have to have an LED on it these days? I turn out the lights in my living room and it looks like Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

EDIT: I know I can block out the lights with electrical tape. I'm asking why 90% of those lights need to exist to begin with.