Pretty sure I’m going to die alone.

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MapleSyrupJedi on August 20th, 2019 at 22:14 UTC »

She replied with "Lmao that was hilarious. Sending this screenshot to all my friends." Then unmatched me a few minutes later. Oh well.

Edit: I'm glad my pain has earned me gold AND silver! Thanks strangers!

Edit2: This picture is now being shared on multiple Tinder-oriented Facebook pages LOL. This is amazing!

Edit3: I hope she sees this and forgives me so we can be a celebrity power couple.

YouMakeMeDrink on August 20th, 2019 at 23:56 UTC »

Mike, you deserve better anyway; keep trying, I believe in you

m-tacia on August 21st, 2019 at 00:32 UTC »

This makes me so happy. For all you know, she could’ve been the one girl you finally attracted who wasn’t totally nuts (for all you haters out there, I know this guy in real life lol)