There’s no option for never/none in the alcohol use category in this doctor form

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UniverseBear on August 12nd, 2019 at 15:26 UTC »

The doctor is like "none? But how do you deal with the existential dread?"

apologistic on August 12nd, 2019 at 18:01 UTC »

I've always been curious about these intake questionnaires. In my case, the only smoking I've ever done is part of 1 small cigar. I've said as much to the nurse doing the intake with me, and she marked me as a former smoker. Most people have probably gotten as much or more exposure to smoke from secondhand smoke - does that make everyone former smokers, or is there a threshold?

DuanePickens on August 12nd, 2019 at 18:51 UTC »

I had to fill out a job application for a video rental place once and it asked a question JUST like this about recreational drug use. At the end of the application it had a space to write any comments about the application. I wrote that it was odd that they didn’t let people select that they never did drugs...I didn’t even get an interview