Hank: Those Mega Lo Mart employees get worse every time I'm in there. I told him I was looking for a refrigerator and he tried to sell me a got dang computer. We've already got a computer and it even came with the internet.
Dale: The computer's not for you... supposedly Hank. The computer is there for the P that B to observe you in the privacy of your home while they track your eating habits. They need a nutritional breakdown of your diet in order to accurately fuel your Japanese clone. (puffs cigarette) Then they'll start teaching him English.
Hank: This jackass tried to convince me that my wife would love it. (scoffs) The audacity of thinking he knows what my wife would want. He's never even met Peggy. (sips beer) I told him to have a nice day but those are just words, I guess.
Boomhauer: Tell you what, man. Talk about that Amazon, man. Click on... hmm, dang ol' power drills, man... then gettin' power saws, wrenches... hmm, sanders, hammers, grinders... drivers, wrenches... one day, two day shippin'... like a kid in a dang ol'... hmm, candy store, man.
Bill: Aw, computers are good for meeting people, Hank. Why, mine just told me last week about a single woman who wanted to meet me. (chuckling, then silently looking down at his beer) She wasn't real.
GayDemonCrowley on August 10th, 2019 at 18:52 UTC »
Chaotic good
Brandanp on August 10th, 2019 at 18:57 UTC »
$1000 cheaper, but it only gets 2 stars. Nice work though
ThePerfectSnare on August 10th, 2019 at 20:19 UTC »
Hank: Those Mega Lo Mart employees get worse every time I'm in there. I told him I was looking for a refrigerator and he tried to sell me a got dang computer. We've already got a computer and it even came with the internet.
Dale: The computer's not for you... supposedly Hank. The computer is there for the P that B to observe you in the privacy of your home while they track your eating habits. They need a nutritional breakdown of your diet in order to accurately fuel your Japanese clone. (puffs cigarette) Then they'll start teaching him English.
Hank: This jackass tried to convince me that my wife would love it. (scoffs) The audacity of thinking he knows what my wife would want. He's never even met Peggy. (sips beer) I told him to have a nice day but those are just words, I guess.
Boomhauer: Tell you what, man. Talk about that Amazon, man. Click on... hmm, dang ol' power drills, man... then gettin' power saws, wrenches... hmm, sanders, hammers, grinders... drivers, wrenches... one day, two day shippin'... like a kid in a dang ol'... hmm, candy store, man.
Bill: Aw, computers are good for meeting people, Hank. Why, mine just told me last week about a single woman who wanted to meet me. (chuckling, then silently looking down at his beer) She wasn't real.