I'm and overweight, lonely, soon-to-be art major, and obsessed with slasher flicks. Please destroy me.

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butt_quack on August 9th, 2019 at 06:42 UTC »

Cartoon you is more attractive than actual you.

TapTheForwardAssist on August 9th, 2019 at 07:14 UTC »

In slasher flicks, usually teens get killed while having sex. So you're gonna be the last one standing when the cops and ambulances arrive.

supadupactr on August 9th, 2019 at 07:50 UTC »

“No sweetie, your haircut doesn’t make your head look like hippopotamus.”