1) Hell yeah I believe in Jesus. If he says we need to fertilize the lawn twice a year, you better believe we are going to fertilize twice per year. 2) I'm willing to wait for marriage. This will give us a chance to practice the sex in meantime. 3) Yesnot simultaneously though 4) I'm willing to pick you up if you are under 120 (Sciatica issues) 5) Payment on first date is fine, it'll be on the bathroom counter in an envelope labeled "Donation". I usually pay $180/hour but if you are a former gymnast I'm willing to go as high as $250.
Thebignuch on August 9th, 2019 at 11:42 UTC »
I mean there’s something to be said about just laying all your cards out on the table like that, I guess.
Notjustin on August 9th, 2019 at 11:43 UTC »
Maybe don’t use fucking Tinder if you’re looking for someone to talk about Jesus with.
starstarstar42 on August 9th, 2019 at 12:20 UTC »
1) Hell yeah I believe in Jesus. If he says we need to fertilize the lawn twice a year, you better believe we are going to fertilize twice per year. 2) I'm willing to wait for marriage. This will give us a chance to practice the sex in meantime. 3) Yesnot simultaneously though 4) I'm willing to pick you up if you are under 120 (Sciatica issues) 5) Payment on first date is fine, it'll be on the bathroom counter in an envelope labeled "Donation". I usually pay $180/hour but if you are a former gymnast I'm willing to go as high as $250.