Madeaccountthis111 on August 4th, 2019 at 05:38 UTC »
I accidentally ran over my neighbors dog when I was 17. The dog survived and a neighbor cop came rushing over to tell me it wasn't my fault.
HugeCockInMyCatsBum on August 4th, 2019 at 05:47 UTC »
I named my cat “life” so when people ask me how my life’s going I can say I fucked it up.
leo_fortu on August 4th, 2019 at 06:08 UTC »
I named muy dog amazing so I can say im fucking amazing
Madeaccountthis111 on August 4th, 2019 at 05:38 UTC »
I accidentally ran over my neighbors dog when I was 17. The dog survived and a neighbor cop came rushing over to tell me it wasn't my fault.
HugeCockInMyCatsBum on August 4th, 2019 at 05:47 UTC »
I named my cat “life” so when people ask me how my life’s going I can say I fucked it up.
leo_fortu on August 4th, 2019 at 06:08 UTC »
I named muy dog amazing so I can say im fucking amazing