They did not see this coming

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Manaboe on July 24th, 2019 at 14:03 UTC »

Me, A Christian posting a comment: chuckles Im in danger

trojanphyllite on July 24th, 2019 at 15:01 UTC »

My parents: puts me through 12 years of Christian school

Me: non-belief intensifies

youjustgotzinged on July 24th, 2019 at 15:43 UTC »

I'm probably gonna piss a lot of people off with this, but I'm non religious and decided to read the bible like it was regular piece of literature, just to see what it was about. The thing is nuts. I mean straight up nuts. Terrible soap opera style feuds, family trees propelled by incest, dubious lifespans, god being a temperamental bitch. But you keep going and there are some pretty intense epic battles. Some of the characters and scenes are so metal you'd swear the writers were on mushrooms or something. A lot of the stories are actually really good.

It's basically the ye olde equivalent of the marvel universe.