Cursed_Dad

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explodingmudkip on July 21st, 2019 at 23:24 UTC »

This is not the law of equivalent exchange

Gongaloon on July 22nd, 2019 at 00:53 UTC »

Honestly though, that girl is awful.

dman2316 on July 22nd, 2019 at 03:39 UTC »

My ex girlfriend once told me about, in detail, how she had a conversation with her female friends about which of my male friends would be best for different kinds of sex. Like for example, which guy would be best for slow romantic sex, which would be best for a rough fuck, which they would rather blow, and which they would let fuck them in the ass. I wasn't on anyones list, which would be fine so long as, you know, my girlfriend picked me. But nope, i wasn't her first choice in any category. She told this to my face on a date night and when we got home she chewed me out and told me i was an asshole because i went quiet and didn't talk much for the rest of the night and that i get jealous too easily and i should be perfectly ok with her fantasizing about my friends if i am confident enough in myself as a man. 3 weeks later, I shit you not, i hugged my cousin in front of her and this girl accused me of having an affair with my cousin because i touched her. WITH MY COUSIN, and i am insecure?