The Daily Populous Wednesday July 17th, 2019 day edition
I am an American in the UK, and I have just devoured this whole thing of Hobnobs for the first time. Are these brought to us by the same people who make heroin or cocaine? Because they are addictive.
American squirrels stole my mini chocolate hob nobs. My mum sent them and a few packs of smarties chocolate eggs to me while I was living in the US and the thieving shits had dug into the package and taken everything. Came home from work to find dozens of packets strewn across the front garden. I hope they all got diarrhoea.
heftyhazekid on July 16th, 2019 at 19:44 UTC »
Come on now you’re demonising heroin, it’s not THAT addictive.
Spikytoy on July 16th, 2019 at 19:59 UTC »
You need a sports direct mug. Only then can you truly enjoy an entire packet of chocolate hobnobs
exclamation11 on July 16th, 2019 at 20:21 UTC »
American squirrels stole my mini chocolate hob nobs. My mum sent them and a few packs of smarties chocolate eggs to me while I was living in the US and the thieving shits had dug into the package and taken everything. Came home from work to find dozens of packets strewn across the front garden. I hope they all got diarrhoea.