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mymumsaysno on July 10th, 2019 at 08:44 UTC »

"Yeah, I'll still love you, we'll be great pals. But I wont find you attractive anymore. Would you like me to help you pack?"

Habbisham on July 10th, 2019 at 09:54 UTC »

I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I grew a penis and he said “we would be good friends”

Haha good enough for me! Hopefully I don’t grow that penis now.

CementFeatheredBeard on July 10th, 2019 at 10:17 UTC »

This is a screenshot of an Instagram story of a Facebook comment on a screenshot of a tweet. Wtf