Every time Cruz opens his nutrient ingestion port I have to ask:
If you woke up, naked, chained to a chair in a dank, dark basement lit by a single 40 watt bulb, and you saw Ted Cruz coming down the stairs, would your first thought be, "Thank God! I'm saved!" ?
1Operator on July 3rd, 2019 at 22:03 UTC »
Nike: *makes big donation to Cruz* Cruz: "Every patriotic American should proudly buy & wear Nike!"
Babybear5689 on July 3rd, 2019 at 22:03 UTC »
He honestly doesn't even seem like the kind of person who'd buy Nikes.
jimmythegeek1 on July 4th, 2019 at 00:29 UTC »
Every time Cruz opens his nutrient ingestion port I have to ask:
If you woke up, naked, chained to a chair in a dank, dark basement lit by a single 40 watt bulb, and you saw Ted Cruz coming down the stairs, would your first thought be, "Thank God! I'm saved!" ?