And that's how I got no sleep last night

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overide on June 17th, 2019 at 18:19 UTC »

Back in college we had 4 guys in a 4 bedroom apartment. One of the guys slept dead to the world, one would wake up at the drop of a hat, and then there was the two drunks. I was one of those drunks. Scott was the other drunk and he and I went out a lot.

One night we came home and Scott brought a lady friend. Scott decided that Lady should dance for us like she was putting herself through college. She agreed. She turned on our stereo and started dancing. By the time our light sleeper roomie had enough and decided to tell us off, Lady only had a thong on. Light sleeper went from furious to excited really quickly.

I still remember all of a sudden hearing Light sleeper saying “Those are some big boobies.”

xwhy on June 17th, 2019 at 18:40 UTC »

Wait 'til your my age. Watch TV, start to fall asleep. Turn off set, pick up book, start to fall asleep. Give up, turn off light, WIDE AWAKE.

TheBrokenNinja on June 17th, 2019 at 18:47 UTC »

Not entirely related, but I was at a sit down concert recently. It was Iron and Wine playing with a live orchestra, so it was a sit down event. I'm a huge fan so I even splurged for tickets really close to the stage. During the first two songs the person behind me was literally finger drumming on the back of my seat through the entire songs...and they weren't even drumming on beat. I'm very much not a confrontational person, avoid it at all costs, but I got so agitated I had to turn around and be like, "will you PLEASE stop that!" Fucking adrenaline was so high after it took like 3 more songs to relax and not think about the idiot right behind me.