What a husband

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QueenAnneBoleynTudor on June 9th, 2019 at 06:19 UTC »

My husband, a few years ago, was coming out of surgery.

He waxed poetic on how all his success in life was thanks to....the cat.

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t doubled over laughing so hard.

He went on to list all of the great qualities our bitch ass cat has.

MjauDuuude on June 9th, 2019 at 08:15 UTC »

My SO will slap my ass in his sleep, then grab it and jiggle it and then he tells me he loves me (or my ass I’m not sure). Either way it’s nice

StopClockerman on June 9th, 2019 at 08:30 UTC »

My wife hates it when I refer to her as my ex-girlfriend or ex-fiance