Oh that is awesome. Wish I had neighbors that gave me food instead of just having loud sex all the time.
Edit: since I was gilded, instead of thanking whoever I'll share a quick roommate sex story.
Came home one evening years ago, go to open the door to my bedroom, and I hear moaning from my roommates room directly to my left. Like I'm standing 6 inches from the door and I'm transfixed by the sound, partly in horror because this roommate was a big tubby dude who went by the nickname "tank".
In the 5 seconds I stood there unable to move, they finish. I hear my roommate, in a small, shy voice: "That was a good orgasm, right?"
My neighbors babysit their grandson. When I come home on my motorcycle in the evenings he is often out front. When I kill the engine I hear him from across the street "Skraps, Skraps, Skraps! Hi!!!"
Good neighbors are so valuable and rare. My neighbours are great. We put each others' bins away on pick up day. We give each other Christmas cards. Their son...maybe 8 or 9... says "Hi Jerry!" every time he sees me. Their house is for sale. I'm sad.
Edit: "Welcome to Reddit where the points are made up and and the karma doesn't matter..." Having said that, it's rare I make a comment that reaches triple let alone quadruple digits. So I want to take this opportunity to say you're all awesome, and this kind of reaction to this sort of comment gives me hope in humanity.
broniesnstuff on June 4th, 2019 at 20:39 UTC »
Oh that is awesome. Wish I had neighbors that gave me food instead of just having loud sex all the time.
Edit: since I was gilded, instead of thanking whoever I'll share a quick roommate sex story.
Came home one evening years ago, go to open the door to my bedroom, and I hear moaning from my roommates room directly to my left. Like I'm standing 6 inches from the door and I'm transfixed by the sound, partly in horror because this roommate was a big tubby dude who went by the nickname "tank".
In the 5 seconds I stood there unable to move, they finish. I hear my roommate, in a small, shy voice: "That was a good orgasm, right?"
skraptastic on June 4th, 2019 at 20:43 UTC »
The last line of that note makes me so happy.
My neighbors babysit their grandson. When I come home on my motorcycle in the evenings he is often out front. When I kill the engine I hear him from across the street "Skraps, Skraps, Skraps! Hi!!!"
Always the highlight of my day!
jerryleebee on June 4th, 2019 at 21:01 UTC »
Good neighbors are so valuable and rare. My neighbours are great. We put each others' bins away on pick up day. We give each other Christmas cards. Their son...maybe 8 or 9... says "Hi Jerry!" every time he sees me. Their house is for sale. I'm sad.
Edit: "Welcome to Reddit where the points are made up and and the karma doesn't matter..." Having said that, it's rare I make a comment that reaches triple let alone quadruple digits. So I want to take this opportunity to say you're all awesome, and this kind of reaction to this sort of comment gives me hope in humanity.