Igard95 on May 30th, 2019 at 22:21 UTC »
No ones gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam.
Johnnadawearsglasses on May 30th, 2019 at 23:23 UTC »
Wear cargo pants - they’ll say you look like a doofus
Carry a man purse - they’ll say you look feminine
Carry a backpack - they’ll say you look like a kid
Guess the ladies are going to need a bigger purse to carry all my stuff
ClevergirlOswin on May 31st, 2019 at 02:01 UTC »
I like cargo shorts so I can put my stuff in his pockets. 🤷🏾♀️ He doesn’t like cargo shorts because hours later he’ll realise all my shit is in his pockets and has no idea how it got there. 😂
Igard95 on May 30th, 2019 at 22:21 UTC »
No ones gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam.
Johnnadawearsglasses on May 30th, 2019 at 23:23 UTC »
Wear cargo pants - they’ll say you look like a doofus
Carry a man purse - they’ll say you look feminine
Carry a backpack - they’ll say you look like a kid
Guess the ladies are going to need a bigger purse to carry all my stuff
ClevergirlOswin on May 31st, 2019 at 02:01 UTC »
I like cargo shorts so I can put my stuff in his pockets. 🤷🏾♀️ He doesn’t like cargo shorts because hours later he’ll realise all my shit is in his pockets and has no idea how it got there. 😂