My friends unnecessarily hostile thermometer in the backyard patio.

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jfair330 on May 27th, 2019 at 00:17 UTC »

What a strange place to advertise that though. We don’t dial 911 you get hypothermia like the rest of us!

LordOfLiam on May 27th, 2019 at 00:19 UTC »

Grandma’s fallen down the stairs? Get the fuckin shotgun son.

spunkards97 on May 27th, 2019 at 00:57 UTC »

I do custom bath and kitchens. One time I had a customer that lived out in the country and I had to follow a narrow dirt pathway through some woods. On my way down the path I saw a few cameras and about 6 signs that said things just like this. All I could think was “god I hope I have the right address”.

And to make matters worse there was no reply to my knocking so I called my boss who then told me they had given permission to enter through one of their side doors where I discovered yet another sign that said this word for word, picture of a revolver included.

“I should have called in sick today”