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BadWolf_Bae on May 25th, 2019 at 13:20 UTC »

After a night in Salem, my friends and I got pulled over on Halloween at 11:50pm right before my exit and he asked everyone for their IDs and if we have been drinking (they were pretty drunk and we were all in costume). I said that they have been, and I'm the designated driver, and he seemed mad about it... You're welcome for taking responsibility...

chorba_lorb_gorb on May 25th, 2019 at 13:50 UTC »

I've gotten pulled over a handful of times over the 16 years I've had a license and I've never once been asked if I know why I've gotten pulled over. Is this something that actually happens?

For the record I'm not a bad driver, but I've been waging a never ending war with one of the license plate lights on my car for the last 12 years. I'll replace it only for it to burn out a month later. I got pulled over for it often while living in small town USA...cops mostly just used it as an excuse to pull me over.

Rottendog on May 25th, 2019 at 13:56 UTC »

"Sir, that's not how physics works" is also not a correct answer.

Do you know why I pulled you over?

No sir.

I clocked you doing 60 in a 45.

No sir, you didn't, I had cruise control set at 45.

No, I know you were doing 60 because I had to do 60 just to catch up with you.

Sir, that's not how physics works. If I were doing 60 and you accelerated to 60, you never would have caught up to me.

Don't argue with me. I absolutely would have caught you, there's no way you could outrun me. <blah blah blah I zoned out because he was an idiot>