Roses are red!

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grandpa74 on May 23rd, 2019 at 10:04 UTC »

So she’s not thirsty then?

Johnnadawearsglasses on May 23rd, 2019 at 11:26 UTC »

Zoom out to her shirt:

Roses are Red

A tripod gives Leverage

Have a Dick that Big

And I’ll buy you a Beverage

RockinCasios on May 23rd, 2019 at 13:39 UTC »

I'd show him mine and state that shirt is a binding contract. (I'm male)