I’m 19 and I rent furniture to people for a living. Please word murder me. thanks.

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bigboozer69 on May 17th, 2019 at 16:50 UTC »

I think you roasted yourself by calling your vagina “furniture”.

Milton_Smith on May 17th, 2019 at 16:52 UTC »

Did your 5 year old son draw your eye brows?

frequentsee on May 17th, 2019 at 20:04 UTC »

You might sell love seats, but you'll always be a pull-out couch.