Our neighbor has a 3 year old who I see every so often when I go to walk the dog and does something similar to this. Without fail every time I see him, he asks the following:
-What is my dog's name?
-Can he pet the dog? (Yes, because she loves pets)
-Is she a puppy? (Nope, and hasn't been for over 9 years)
He then proceeds to tell me his name, introduce his parent, ask my name, and then wander off. We've had this exact situation unfold at least 5 times and it never fails to be adorable and hilarious.
You know his dad was fucking with him and told him the neighbor buys a new dog to walk every day. Probably said he bought all the dogs in the neighborhood and there's none left and that's why they can't get a dog.
DDassault on May 16th, 2019 at 12:59 UTC »
i call this. Stupidly adorable
runs_with_birds on May 16th, 2019 at 14:07 UTC »
Our neighbor has a 3 year old who I see every so often when I go to walk the dog and does something similar to this. Without fail every time I see him, he asks the following:
-What is my dog's name?
-Can he pet the dog? (Yes, because she loves pets)
-Is she a puppy? (Nope, and hasn't been for over 9 years)
He then proceeds to tell me his name, introduce his parent, ask my name, and then wander off. We've had this exact situation unfold at least 5 times and it never fails to be adorable and hilarious.
TheJD on May 16th, 2019 at 14:23 UTC »
You know his dad was fucking with him and told him the neighbor buys a new dog to walk every day. Probably said he bought all the dogs in the neighborhood and there's none left and that's why they can't get a dog.