18 and pretending to be ill for a day of work and now am bored

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Josvys on May 13rd, 2019 at 13:00 UTC »

You are like Pinocchio, except every time you lie the distance between your eyes increases

SpitfireJB on May 13rd, 2019 at 13:54 UTC »

If I had a dollar for every time someone said you’re ugly, I could afford an Uber from one of your eyes to the other.

You-dont-want-this on May 13rd, 2019 at 14:21 UTC »

Don’t worry no one noticed you were missing