Josvys on May 13rd, 2019 at 13:00 UTC »
You are like Pinocchio, except every time you lie the distance between your eyes increases
SpitfireJB on May 13rd, 2019 at 13:54 UTC »
If I had a dollar for every time someone said you’re ugly, I could afford an Uber from one of your eyes to the other.
You-dont-want-this on May 13rd, 2019 at 14:21 UTC »
Don’t worry no one noticed you were missing