You're a delicate lily laying on a pillow made of baby's ass cheeks. You laugh for no reason watching drapes billowing in a warm spring wind. You sit around in pajamas and do nothing but caress your legs for hours on end. Because you're a woman, and that's what we want you to think your skin will feel like.
NuclearDawa on May 11st, 2019 at 11:04 UTC »
First time posting here, apparently I'm supposed to link the tweet so here it comes : https://twitter.com/ronnui_/status/1126547547282128897?s=19
Penguinswithpants on May 11st, 2019 at 14:08 UTC »
How companies name female scents: sea breeze, lavender, winter wonderland.
How companies name male scents: EXPLOSION, GASOLINE, GUNPOWDER, TEARS OF YOUR ENEMIES.
PMMeYourBoehner on May 11st, 2019 at 14:18 UTC »
You're a delicate lily laying on a pillow made of baby's ass cheeks. You laugh for no reason watching drapes billowing in a warm spring wind. You sit around in pajamas and do nothing but caress your legs for hours on end. Because you're a woman, and that's what we want you to think your skin will feel like.
Women: oh hell ya.