Valkyrys on May 9th, 2019 at 13:01 UTC »
Just ninja-poop and tell her your retrieved it.
wobbly_owl on May 9th, 2019 at 13:53 UTC »
My son has also had a meltdown because of this. My husband slipped an oval whole grain biscuit into the bowl when he wasn’t looking, and we pretended it was a turd. This appeased him, and stopped the tantrum.
UnaeratedKieslowski on May 9th, 2019 at 14:07 UTC »
People used to ask me why I used condoms while my ex was on birth control - this is why. I'm not taking that chance.
Hell, we even talked about mainly just doing anal but strapons are expensive.
Valkyrys on May 9th, 2019 at 13:01 UTC »
Just ninja-poop and tell her your retrieved it.
wobbly_owl on May 9th, 2019 at 13:53 UTC »
My son has also had a meltdown because of this. My husband slipped an oval whole grain biscuit into the bowl when he wasn’t looking, and we pretended it was a turd. This appeased him, and stopped the tantrum.
UnaeratedKieslowski on May 9th, 2019 at 14:07 UTC »
People used to ask me why I used condoms while my ex was on birth control - this is why. I'm not taking that chance.
Hell, we even talked about mainly just doing anal but strapons are expensive.