The Daily Populous Thursday May 2nd, 2019 day edition
Where to begin? I (am) listen to metal/ hard rock music, employed at Walmart, virgin and never had a girlfriend, can't make or maintain any new friendships, have a bedwetter for a cat, doomed to never finish any of my creative projects, and have motivational issues. Bring it on, Reddit.
toothscrew on May 1st, 2019 at 15:54 UTC »
Your best and only friend is growing on your forehead.
ayresian999 on May 1st, 2019 at 15:58 UTC »
Don't blame the cat for the bed wetting.
vatechtigger on May 1st, 2019 at 17:22 UTC »
Draw a dress on that zit, name it Sarah, and you'll be able to pop at least one cherry