Where to begin? I (am) listen to metal/ hard rock music, employed at Walmart, virgin and never had a girlfriend, can't make or maintain any new friendships, have a bedwetter for a cat, doomed to never finish any of my creative projects, and have motivational issues. Bring it on, Reddit.

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image showing Where to begin? I (am) listen to metal/ hard rock music, employed at Walmart, virgin and never had a girlfriend, can't make or maintain any new friendships, have a bedwetter for a cat, doomed to never finish any of my creative projects, and have motivational issues. Bring it on, Reddit.

toothscrew on May 1st, 2019 at 15:54 UTC »

Your best and only friend is growing on your forehead.

ayresian999 on May 1st, 2019 at 15:58 UTC »

Don't blame the cat for the bed wetting.

vatechtigger on May 1st, 2019 at 17:22 UTC »

Draw a dress on that zit, name it Sarah, and you'll be able to pop at least one cherry