"my cousin pretended to be crippled because the cinema had no more regular tickets"

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WhatAboutBergzoid on April 29th, 2019 at 13:29 UTC »

A cinema here just went ahead and sold the handicapped reserved seats to everyone once all the others were sold out. At first I thought this was bad, but as long as they waited, I think that's probably okay. Certainly better than allowing them to go empty.

pappyvanwinkled on April 29th, 2019 at 13:31 UTC »

Ticket person: Exactly what is wrong with you sir?

Customer: I’m crippled.

SpiritualButter on April 29th, 2019 at 15:06 UTC »

I went to a sibtitled showing, there was about 80% free seats. Shit was glorious, I could understand the film AND pick a seat