Me, 1300’s: Praise be to thine lord. He hath provided me with life to the age of nearly 30 years, nine grandchildren, eight of which dead, and enough time after the harvest to craft this here pillow from mule excrement covered straw. Amen
Me, now: the living fuck do you mean I have to be at my house to receive the amazon order for a pillow you bureaucrat ratfucks
velvetmarx on April 27th, 2019 at 02:53 UTC »
I want security from hackers but also the ease of one click shopping🤔
coldgator on April 27th, 2019 at 02:57 UTC »
I have not completed purchases because I didn't want to get up
YourDailyDevil on April 27th, 2019 at 03:26 UTC »
Me, 1300’s: Praise be to thine lord. He hath provided me with life to the age of nearly 30 years, nine grandchildren, eight of which dead, and enough time after the harvest to craft this here pillow from mule excrement covered straw. Amen
Me, now: the living fuck do you mean I have to be at my house to receive the amazon order for a pillow you bureaucrat ratfucks