I'm a full time Magician performing at adult parties. Give me depression that I can't just make disappear with my magic!

LDKCP on April 27th, 2019 at 00:15 UTC »

Well I know who to hire if I ever need women to disappear...

invisible_cosplay on April 27th, 2019 at 00:17 UTC »

Court says you're not allowed to do kids parties anymore

spangoloid on April 27th, 2019 at 00:24 UTC »

I’m just sad that you’ve only ever managed to pull a rabbit from the hat, and never a hair