swgohautoham on April 15th, 2019 at 12:55 UTC »
Whenever a coworker or friend tries to talk to me about GoT and I tell them I've never watched it, they usually treat me like I just kicked their first born in the face. So there's also that side of it.
Edit: To those PMing me telling me to just watch it; listen I love dragons and incest just as much as the next guy but I just don't want to invest the time right now
sakebomb69 on April 15th, 2019 at 13:21 UTC »
"And here we see the reverse circlejerk developing at a rapid rate. It's a gorgeous sight to behold!"
ryannefromTX on April 15th, 2019 at 14:44 UTC »
Here is what I know about Game of Thrones, having never seen a single episode or read a single book:
There is some sort of Winter and it's some sort of metaphor for something, probably a battle.
There used to be this little shitty asshole king named Joffrey, but he's gone now (probably dead).
The throne looks distinctive and pretty rad.
There is some sort of Jon Snow, and anyone named Stark who isn't Tony or Howard is probably a Game of Throne.
There is so much sex in the show that it's been likened to pausing Lord of the Rings every 20 minutes to watch 5 minutes of Pornhub.