3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me

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realthrowawayacc on April 9th, 2019 at 11:22 UTC »

You look like the guy who does his mates’ math homework while he makes out with your crush.

tanner_kennedy on April 9th, 2019 at 11:41 UTC »

A haircut by someone other than your mom may help with that virginity issue.

scruntfuttock on April 9th, 2019 at 11:55 UTC »

Your doorknob is going to wear fewer socks than Oscar Pistorius