We're platonic roommates, practically a married couple. She's in a relationship, I'm single, we both listen to each other have sex through the thin walls in our apartment. Roast us.

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image showing We're platonic roommates, practically a married couple. She's in a relationship, I'm single, we both listen to each other have sex through the thin walls in our apartment. Roast us.

mentorsworld on April 9th, 2019 at 23:48 UTC »

I bet the “platonic roommates” thing was not your idea.

Frisco2Wisco on April 10th, 2019 at 00:14 UTC »

That's your parents house and she's called your sister you dumbass

paging_mrherman on April 10th, 2019 at 00:33 UTC »

All brothers and sisters should be in platonic relationships. The fact you’re emphasizing it makes it weird.