Does anyone know if these majestic creatures are the same as the bagworms that kill evergreens, cause if they are, FUCK THESE GUYS! They’re assholes!
I have about 30 evergreens in my backyard and last year, these fuckers tried to kill 2 of them. One I was able to save, the other was dead within 2 weeks. Worst part is that I had to check the other trees to make sure that they didn’t have them so they wouldn’t kill any more trees.
These fuckers are gross! They’re inside this cocoon and you have to manually pull them off the branches. They squirm when disturbed, so you can feel their disgusting bodies move when you pull them off. The best way to make sure that they die is to fill a 5 gallon bucket with water, bleach and dishwashing soap. You pull them off and then slam dunk their slimy asses into the dip! Oh! Did I mention that somehow these fuckers can yell or alert the others that the apocalypse has come?! Yeah! They start bailing out of the cocoons and slithering to the next tree to escape my wrath. I had to use those thick yellow housekeeping gloves to kill these bastards! I had an entire bucket full of these fuckers by the time I was done. It was more bagworms than water, my hand felt like it was getting dipped in live jello. I have never been more repulsed.
Just to give you an idea how pervasive these assholes are: they killed a 25 foot evergreen in a week. The tree was green one week, and brown and devoid of leaves the next.
If you see one on your property or even Satans property, kill these fuckers with FIRE FROM A FLAME THROWING TANK!
Sweet Baby Hay-Sues! MY FIRST GOLD! Thank you kindly, stranger! I’m glad that my hate rock filled experience brought you glee.
Fuck cancer and bagworms!
Edit 2: Double gold?! Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus! Thank you, very much!
cloneboy777 on April 8th, 2019 at 20:46 UTC »
It's home is better than mine.
Jelly329 on April 8th, 2019 at 20:56 UTC »
It looks like a traveling merchant
This_Bitch_Overhere on April 8th, 2019 at 22:52 UTC »
Does anyone know if these majestic creatures are the same as the bagworms that kill evergreens, cause if they are, FUCK THESE GUYS! They’re assholes!
I have about 30 evergreens in my backyard and last year, these fuckers tried to kill 2 of them. One I was able to save, the other was dead within 2 weeks. Worst part is that I had to check the other trees to make sure that they didn’t have them so they wouldn’t kill any more trees.
These fuckers are gross! They’re inside this cocoon and you have to manually pull them off the branches. They squirm when disturbed, so you can feel their disgusting bodies move when you pull them off. The best way to make sure that they die is to fill a 5 gallon bucket with water, bleach and dishwashing soap. You pull them off and then slam dunk their slimy asses into the dip! Oh! Did I mention that somehow these fuckers can yell or alert the others that the apocalypse has come?! Yeah! They start bailing out of the cocoons and slithering to the next tree to escape my wrath. I had to use those thick yellow housekeeping gloves to kill these bastards! I had an entire bucket full of these fuckers by the time I was done. It was more bagworms than water, my hand felt like it was getting dipped in live jello. I have never been more repulsed.
Just to give you an idea how pervasive these assholes are: they killed a 25 foot evergreen in a week. The tree was green one week, and brown and devoid of leaves the next.
If you see one on your property or even Satans property, kill these fuckers with FIRE FROM A FLAME THROWING TANK!
Sweet Baby Hay-Sues! MY FIRST GOLD! Thank you kindly, stranger! I’m glad that my hate rock filled experience brought you glee.
Fuck cancer and bagworms!
Edit 2: Double gold?! Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus! Thank you, very much!