asearcher on April 8th, 2019 at 20:39 UTC »
You never lived in a house with a demon box before? Must be nice to be rich.
tactical_cleavage on April 8th, 2019 at 20:43 UTC »
Oh no, it's the sealed vault for 2019.
You know what to do OP, drag things out for weeks with no progress on opening it, then post a pic of a dead spider.
Brett_Kelman on April 9th, 2019 at 00:33 UTC »
UPDATE: I have solved the mystery of the basement hatch. It is more underwhelming than I had ever imagined.
It just goes outside, behind the bushes. https://imgur.com/a/UaFzLeb
asearcher on April 8th, 2019 at 20:39 UTC »
You never lived in a house with a demon box before? Must be nice to be rich.
tactical_cleavage on April 8th, 2019 at 20:43 UTC »
Oh no, it's the sealed vault for 2019.
You know what to do OP, drag things out for weeks with no progress on opening it, then post a pic of a dead spider.
Brett_Kelman on April 9th, 2019 at 00:33 UTC »
UPDATE: I have solved the mystery of the basement hatch. It is more underwhelming than I had ever imagined.
It just goes outside, behind the bushes. https://imgur.com/a/UaFzLeb