My local supermarket has a giant roomba. "His" name is Marty and he detects spills including the blood it will shed once it becomes sentient.

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sparekh1 on April 3rd, 2019 at 00:27 UTC »

Looks like early ancestor of TARS from interstellar.

El-Tren on April 3rd, 2019 at 00:40 UTC »

I work at a store with a Marty and I absolutely hate him stops for a goddam piece of paper but drives through puddles of coke

honestlywhoocares on April 3rd, 2019 at 02:11 UTC »

I work for this company and I really hate this thing but watching people’s reactions is priceless.

Children are terrified. The other day a little girl about two was walking next to her dad and saw it and started bawling and running away. She kept looking back every couple seconds in a panic with tears streaming down her face. She really looked like she was a in a horror movie. The worst part? Marty was heading in the direction she was running making her even more petrified. Her dad was pissing himself recording while I stepped in front of Marty to spare the child from years of counseling