"It's the Facebook/Uber of [...]" "Free beer" from a keg in the breakroom is provided for those working late. No overtime pay though. C-level execs always want to "work on branding", even though the devs, engineers and designers are trying to figure out the flagship product/service before an already announced launch date. An employee lounge with unironic raw water and Kombucha stations. "Disrupt", "Revolutionary", "Brave", "Crypto", etc buzzwords. Job postings ask for "code ninja", "rockstar developer"; "tell us why you love waffles!". Rent on office is min 25k monthly. "We're on our third funding round!" 8-figure internal valuation. Has a Silicon Valley "prestige" address, but this is just a mail forwarding address. "I'm a CEO!" Stock Photos No working concept(s) or product(s). Bank account somehow running dry. Instagram shows C-level executive overseas photos of "business trips", but no photos of factory or production line. Great looking cuisine and lodging though! Out of business in under two years.
QTheMuse on March 27th, 2019 at 02:43 UTC »
Replace the black employee with yet another white girl and you have yourself a "work hard - play hard" marketing agency.
Le_Reddit_Elder on March 27th, 2019 at 04:49 UTC »
The lead guy who blew a major portion of the initial investment on a car and nice clothes who walks around like he is a CEO of a big tech firm
meta_perspective on March 27th, 2019 at 05:37 UTC »
Needs:
"It's the Facebook/Uber of [...]" "Free beer" from a keg in the breakroom is provided for those working late. No overtime pay though. C-level execs always want to "work on branding", even though the devs, engineers and designers are trying to figure out the flagship product/service before an already announced launch date. An employee lounge with unironic raw water and Kombucha stations. "Disrupt", "Revolutionary", "Brave", "Crypto", etc buzzwords. Job postings ask for "code ninja", "rockstar developer"; "tell us why you love waffles!". Rent on office is min 25k monthly. "We're on our third funding round!" 8-figure internal valuation. Has a Silicon Valley "prestige" address, but this is just a mail forwarding address. "I'm a CEO!" Stock Photos No working concept(s) or product(s). Bank account somehow running dry. Instagram shows C-level executive overseas photos of "business trips", but no photos of factory or production line. Great looking cuisine and lodging though! Out of business in under two years.