Woman wants zookeepers to jerk off elephants

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SeizeThemMemes on March 18th, 2019 at 16:08 UTC »

I only hope its a handjob she wants them to do.

LadyMjolnir on March 18th, 2019 at 16:12 UTC »

I wonder which is more difficult to explain to a child: erections, or what that zookeeper is doing to that elephant?

emfrank on March 18th, 2019 at 16:57 UTC »

Only tangentially related, but in college I had a friend who got an agricultural research job. One of her responsibilities was collecting turkey semen, which involved exactly what you might expect. Made for a lot of jokes at her expense.