Guy who never takes any risks starterpack

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Idontreadrepliesnoob on March 15th, 2019 at 13:46 UTC »

I like this guy. But not excessively.

itsmyfirsttimegoeasy on March 15th, 2019 at 14:37 UTC »

Seems like a pretty decent life.

detroitvelvetslim on March 15th, 2019 at 16:19 UTC »

His opposite, the Chad "Livin' on the Edge"

Drives heavily modified 500whp Charger he bought at a police auction, was previously owned by drug dealer with death threat on his head

Took out jumbo loan on McMansion, took out a second mortgage to get a jetski and pool

Job is commission-only yacht sales to people of suspect wealth, either makes 1 mil+/year or nothing

Has never heard of condoms

Vacations in places known for drug tourism, pays sketchy locals to let him shoot an RPG at a cow

Put his yearly savings into a short-box spread on Robinhood, believes it's risk-free money and "can't possibly go tits up"

Rocks Patriots gear 24/7, outspoken Brady fan