Many years ago, I took one of my cats to the vet because she had a small lump on her stomach. The biopsy was inconclusive, so we did the surgery to remove the lump. Turns out it was just fat. I paid 2 grand so that my cat could have breast reduction surgery. đ
Once, our indoor cat, my husbandâs best girl, got out. She was gone all night and my husband laid by the open back door all night waiting for her to return. She finally came home at about four in the morning.
Over the coming weeks, she started getting a little tubby and acting a bit strange. We did some counting back and realized she must have gotten pregnant the night she got out. My husband was more excited than he was for any of our human pregnancies.
As we were getting close to her âdue dateâ we took her to the vet so he could advise us on what to do when she was ready to deliver. He did some abdominal palpating to count the kittens. Turns out she was just really really constipated. It wasnât kittens. Just turds.
bitchimakaiju on March 15th, 2019 at 00:22 UTC »
When you think your cat's got a more interesting sex life than you, but nope, she's just plain old fat and lazy, like you.
katedid on March 15th, 2019 at 01:30 UTC »
Many years ago, I took one of my cats to the vet because she had a small lump on her stomach. The biopsy was inconclusive, so we did the surgery to remove the lump. Turns out it was just fat. I paid 2 grand so that my cat could have breast reduction surgery. đ
jessonescoopberries on March 15th, 2019 at 02:45 UTC »
Once, our indoor cat, my husbandâs best girl, got out. She was gone all night and my husband laid by the open back door all night waiting for her to return. She finally came home at about four in the morning.
Over the coming weeks, she started getting a little tubby and acting a bit strange. We did some counting back and realized she must have gotten pregnant the night she got out. My husband was more excited than he was for any of our human pregnancies.
As we were getting close to her âdue dateâ we took her to the vet so he could advise us on what to do when she was ready to deliver. He did some abdominal palpating to count the kittens. Turns out she was just really really constipated. It wasnât kittens. Just turds.