“They give me a discount but I wanted more, one star rating!!”

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Darth_Thiceious on March 12nd, 2019 at 01:38 UTC »

My great grandfather enlisted not for his family or his country; but for discounts over 5%.

dannyc93 on March 12nd, 2019 at 02:15 UTC »

Oh man, this is great. My sister is like this. One day we went out to eat and the following exchange happened:

Me: Do you have a military discount?

Cashier: I’m sorry, we don’t.

Me: That’s okay, inserts card

Sister: You really should!

Me: Please stop

She also asks me where I get discounts for when she wants a new phone or miscellaneous expensive item.

Shop owners offer military discounts as a courtesy. Being an ass about it or abusing the system would make me want to retract the policy altogether if I was a store owner.

Hamberder_Helper on March 12nd, 2019 at 04:53 UTC »

I enlisted because they promised me 15% off at yankee candle company. Worth it