As we pulled into the station, I recalled an afternoon 10 years earlier. I'd been riding the Chicago El with my sister, Amy, who was getting off two or three stops ahead of me. The doors opened. And, as she stepped out of the crowded car, she turned around to yell, "So long, David. Good luck beating that rape charge."
Everyone on board had turned to stare at me. Some seemed curious, some seemed frightened, but the overwhelming majority appeared to hate me with a ferocity I had never before encountered. "That's my sister," I said.
Lorosaurus on March 5th, 2019 at 19:28 UTC »
“My boyfriend thinks he’s funny.” Death averted.
hello_berrie on March 5th, 2019 at 19:28 UTC »
will steal that outstanding move
IsaacM42 on March 5th, 2019 at 22:10 UTC »
-David Sedaris