What do you mean Hitler invaded Poland?? No, no, no, Adolf and I have a very close relationship, you could even say we’re in love. Yeah, that’s right, we fell in love, he writes me very nice letters, believe me. All this fuss about him invading Poland is all fake news, I asked him and he said he didn’t do it, and I take his word for it. Now the Democrats on the other hand, they might have something to do with Poland being invaded.
With how much Trump seems to love Russia, Saudi Arabia and North Korea, I’m pretty sure any one of them could launch an attack on us right now, and Trump would spend the next week golfing, only to finally announce that it was time we invade Mexico, Venezuela, or some other completely unrelated country.
RogalDorn71 on March 3rd, 2019 at 13:14 UTC »
Bin Laden said he had nothing to do with 9/11, and I believe him.
GhostfaceChase on March 3rd, 2019 at 14:17 UTC »
What do you mean Hitler invaded Poland?? No, no, no, Adolf and I have a very close relationship, you could even say we’re in love. Yeah, that’s right, we fell in love, he writes me very nice letters, believe me. All this fuss about him invading Poland is all fake news, I asked him and he said he didn’t do it, and I take his word for it. Now the Democrats on the other hand, they might have something to do with Poland being invaded.
Aderus_Bix on March 3rd, 2019 at 15:11 UTC »
With how much Trump seems to love Russia, Saudi Arabia and North Korea, I’m pretty sure any one of them could launch an attack on us right now, and Trump would spend the next week golfing, only to finally announce that it was time we invade Mexico, Venezuela, or some other completely unrelated country.